We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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