Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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