Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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