i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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