can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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