She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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