After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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