So drunk its hurt
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
why do cheetos always look like penises
nutella sex= disaster
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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