first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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