I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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