Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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