Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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