Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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