Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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