shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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