the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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