He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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