Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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