at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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