Duck Duck Cougar?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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