If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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