So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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