bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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