PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He felt like a one man threesome
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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