I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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