My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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