I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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