He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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