Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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