i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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