I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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