So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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