Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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