nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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