omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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