I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Your cock deserves a montage
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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