there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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