people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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