Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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