so explain again why im purple
no
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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