the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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