Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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