:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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