But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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