I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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