my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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