You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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