Already got asked if we're dating
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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