Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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