yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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